Question: Is there such a thing as too much cheese?

Answer: Yes.

Last night I went to Annie's house for a friends and family get-together, since her parents and sister were visiting from North Carolina.  It was lovely, and one of my favorite parts about the evening was all the cheese.  I brought apples and colby-jack, and at least two other people brought cheese and crackers.  There were many varieties of cheese present, including brie, jarlsberg, and my favorite: English cheddar with carmelized onions.  mmmmm. 

I ate a lot of cheese.

And got a lot of gas.

But it was worth it.

As a side note, why does everyone love Brie so much?  To me, it smells and tastes like semen.  Yes, that's right.  You heard me.  Semen.  There. I said it again.  (Thank goodness my parents don't know about this blog.  If you know them, don't tell them!)

Here is a photo of Annie's get-together for  your viewing enjoyment.  I should have taken some pictures of all the cheese!  Doh!  Also, let it be known that Peeps were served on nice hors d'oeuvre plates.  Yes, Marshmallow Peeps.  Would that I had taken a picture of that, too, but you'll just have to believe me. Actually, I think Annie is eating a peep in this very photo! Perfect.

You can't see the ambiance, but you can see the faces.

4 Comments

  1. Virginia said,

    April 12, 2006 at 7:02 pm

    You have put me off Brie for life.

  2. Amanda said,

    April 12, 2006 at 9:14 pm

    How funny about your parents having no access to your blog. I myslef have also failed to mention my blog to my parents because even though I am 27 and free from them in many ways, I am still there little girl and don’t want them to be brought to reality because lord knows, I don’t want to be brought to reality with them.

  3. Annie said,

    April 15, 2006 at 11:20 am

    OMG! MY photo is in your blog! And my name! Word.

  4. Annie said,

    April 15, 2006 at 11:22 am

    Also I think it’s funny that all the dudes you have been with have brie flavored jizz. Maybe they should put that in ads and they would get lots of loving-and crackers.

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