Has Anyone Seen My Butt?
April 1, 2006 at 7:00 am (Uncategorized)
I seem to have lost it. Seriously. I can't find it. I guess maybe i've been losing weight because I haven't been eating bread or anything made from wheat, but why can't I lose any inches in my waist? Why just the butt? I need all the butt I have. I can't spare any. I didn't have much butt to start with, and now I'm pretty sure I have less. It's disappearing. My pants are saggy.
Please, if you see a little butt wandering around lost, can you send it my way? Thanks.
atkeith said,
April 5, 2006 at 1:21 am
Hey woman, you’v e got a cute butt and be thankful. I have a rather large butt that one day will sag and droop and when yours finally grows some chunck (like when you are 50ish) then you will have a bangin’ butt and I will have a big saggy butt. Same with breasticles for me…I will have awesome boobs when I am older since they don’t exhist right now.
BTW, how do you put a picture on these dang blogs. I saw in your “About” you had a photo..me too me too but how?
baddminton said,
April 5, 2006 at 3:19 am
Thanks girl! UM, I KNOW, have you noticed i have posted NO pictures here yet on a post? It’s a pain in the ass, but I know it can be done. As for the profile pic, I can’t remember how I did it! But I’ll look at it again and tell you if I remember.
for Joke! said,
April 8, 2006 at 1:56 am
Oh my god, you suffer from pancake butt too??? ME TOO!!! I haaate it!
awfeck said,
April 8, 2006 at 3:28 am
Oh my god, there is an alarming epidemic of butt-theft afoot in Los Angeles! I, too, have been missing my butt for several weeks! I am nothing but leg and back, and it makes both sitting down and filling out jeans very complicated endeavors indeed.
moseswilbur said,
April 14, 2006 at 7:11 am
I have a confession to make: I have been secretly stealing butts. That’s right, when you least expect it, I sidle up and snatch that thing. My goal is to create an all-powerful, SUPERBUTT, which is scheduled to be released upon the world July, 2007. Beware…
BaddMinton » Blog Archive » Some News About My Butt said,
June 23, 2006 at 3:36 pm
[...] Some of you may remember when I gave up wheat for Lent and lost my butt. Well, it found its way home, and for a week or two we had a happy reunion, until it invited in the old friend it had met up with on its adventures — a set of twins, actually: The Love Handles. [...]
Pancake Butt said,
July 25, 2006 at 5:07 pm
Us white people love good old pancake butt.