A Typical Workday Conversation

[11:44] marcymint23: FYI, I just took Advil and Codeine, having already taken 2 Alleve this morning, to try and tranquilize the elves in my uterous that think it’s good fun to rip and tear at my insides.  If you see me behaving strangely or passing out in my chair, can you wake me up? 
[11:44] erin2000: hahaha, yes
[11:44] erin2000: i had that problem on monday.  stupid uterine elves.
[11:45] marcymint23: Gosh, I know!  My uterine elves are SO rambunctious and oblivious to my feelings.

(Screen names have been changed — haha, suckers)

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